Kneecap jokes

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees.

I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.