Kneecap jokes

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.