Kneecap Jokes

Twin Towers

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

  • 8
  • Bear

    I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

    Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

  • 0
  • Help

    "Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

    Sister

    There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

    Orphan

    Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

    Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?