Kneecap jokes

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees.

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.

She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.

I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.

Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.