Car thief jokes

What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?

A car thief who can't drive.

What do you call a Japanese car thief?

Tommy took a motor.

What do you call a Chinese car thief?

Tommy Tookamota.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.