Car thief jokes

What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?

A car thief who can't drive.

What do you call a Japanese car thief?

Tommy took a motor.

What do you call a Chinese car thief?

Tommy Tookamota.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

What do you take care of after a car crash?

The witnesses.

Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?

You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.

A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."