Car thief jokes

What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?

A car thief who can't drive.

What do you call a Chinese car thief?

Tommy Tookamota.

What do you call a Japanese car thief?

Tommy took a motor.

A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."

How did black people learn to steal sports cars?

By playing GTA nonstop.

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.