Comedy jokes
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!