What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
I don't get it
How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Osama Bin Laden.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
