Comedy jokes

My mom told me a joke about boxing.

I guess I missed the punch line.

What do 9/10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your dad.

But my dad's dead.

I know, just reminding you!

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

What's the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL

Ever heard of rape jokes?

No?

Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?

They both say "Hello children!"

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

"Can you show me what rape is?"