Rooster vs. Dog

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

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Okay, so listen up! This dude made a vid of a rooster and a dog throwin' paws. Turns out, the dog dissed the rooster by callin' him a "cock", and the rooster clapped back by callin' the dog a "useless bitch". The rooster won the fight, which is kinda unexpected. Then, the rooster tried to diss the dude by callin' him "Zinjathropus", but it backfired 'cause the dude is African and took it as a compliment since it's an old African skeleton. The rooster then said fighting is his exercise. You know, for someone like you, who probably thinks a balanced diet is a pizza in each hand, this is top-tier humor!

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