Comedy jokes

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

789.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.

Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!

Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Mom: I'm getting you a dog!

Me: OMG REALLY?!

Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?

Me:...

Me: Bitch, please.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.