Pov

Pov jokes

Orphan

  • POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

    The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

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  • Life

  • POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

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  • Cat

  • POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

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  • Depression

  • A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"

    Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"

    Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."

    Brother:......

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  • Friend

  • POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

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  • Kidnapping

  • POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

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  • School

  • POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.

    Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.

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