Pov jokes
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
POV: you
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.