Pov jokes
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
POV: Her name is Alli.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.