What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Lesbian's Favorite Shoe Shop
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on the word "decimen," which sounds like "D.C. men." D.C. as in "dyke city." Get it? Lesbians like other lesbians, not men. You probably think a syllogism is a skin condition.