Kobe's Flight

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, nimrod. The joke is making light of Kobe Bryant's tragic death in a helicopter crash. The punchline is that Kobe tells the pilot to crash the helicopter. You're probably so dumb you still think the Earth is flat. Sad!

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Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet. Oh wait, I forgot.