A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Comedy Jokes
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Not funny joke.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
69.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
