Comedy jokes
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.