Comedy

Comedy jokes

Twin Towers

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

Jew...Rey (Ray)

Black...BB-8 (BBC)

Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)