Comedy jokes
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.