The 30+ Best Rooster Jokes

Q: What Kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip

I made that one up.

What's a chicken's deadliest day?

FRIday

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^

why did the man say chickens were lucky..? because they get killed and eaten.

So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.

If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!

If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!

And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:

Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?

Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!

If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?

At the quack of dawn.

whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cakatoo” “Cakatoo who?” “So you’re a Rooster now?”

Why didn't the rooster cross the road? Because he was a chicken!

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker

Why did the chicken cro-

UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓

my cock lmao

What do you call a rooster lollipop? A cock sucker!

Why was the chicken screaming? He had an egg stuck in his butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

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