I make science puns, but only periodically :3
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
2 Scientists walk into a bar, the first one asks for a glass of H2O, the second one asks for a glass of H2O too, the second one dies, why?
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
I would tell you a science joke but I know I won't get a reaction.
A man was at the temperature -273.15ยฐC. He was OK.
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.
is your refegir ruu\
is your refregerator running you, better go catch it
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Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
Stephen hawking walks into a bar.... oh wait.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ฬim not a robot ฬ test
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
