I make science puns, but only periodically :3
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
Stephen hawking walks into a bar.... oh wait.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ̈im not a robot ̈ test
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Is it just me or are magnets really attractive?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
2 Scientists walk into a bar, the first one asks for a glass of H2O, the second one asks for a glass of H2O too, the second one dies, why?
Flat Earthers
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
Why does the nucleus feel trapped? Because it’s inside a cell!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
