Paper Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

Wanna hear a terrible Joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

John cena
in Anti-jokes

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

Anonymous
in Toilet Paper

I ain’t shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus… I ain’t shaking any ones hand because y’all out of toilet paper!

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Wooster
in Depression

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Anonymous
in Orphan

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers

Anonymous
in Deportation

a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.

Paul Bartram
in Toilet Paper

I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

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Anonymous
in Corona

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock

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dark humor

i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.

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Anonymous

you

YOUR DAD

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

Anonymous
in Puns

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

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Dre Cuellar

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

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Anonymous
in Blonde

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “Ive kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde.” The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”

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Anonymous
in Toilet Paper

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg

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FUNNYKIDSCHOOLJOKES
in Little Johnny

One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny’s papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that’s one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”

Anonymous
in Country

After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter… … from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

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Anonymous

Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don’t take shit off of anyone.

Annabelle
in Toilet Paper

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

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Anonymous
in Toilet Paper

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they’re pants

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