Wanna hear a terrible Joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills? Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
i have a jock about paper its tearable