If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Wanna hear a terrible Joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

I ain’t shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus… I ain’t shaking any ones hand because y’all out of toilet paper!

I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “Ive kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde.” The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they’re pants

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note… it’s a start…

Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.

Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!