Wanna hear a terrible Joke?


Pretty tear-able, huh?

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note… it’s a start…

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “Ive kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde.” The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”

A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!


aww c’mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper

It’s just to tear able

What do you call a two dimensional owl? A — Paper TOWL!!!

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!