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Paper Jokes

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock

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When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it

Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.