Wanna hear a terrible Joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Other jokes:
1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.
2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?
3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.
4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!
5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.
8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I'm on a roll! 😂😂🤭🤭
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
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Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
