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Wanna hear a terrible Joke?


Pretty tear-able, huh?

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note… it’s a start…

A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

What do you call a two dimensional owl? A — Paper TOWL!!!

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper

It’s just to tear able

That joke and paper have one thing in common they’re both tearable

You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “Ive kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde.” The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack