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Wanna hear a terrible Joke?


Pretty tear-able, huh?

what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp

a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note… it’s a start…

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “Ive kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde.” The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply


aww c’mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper

It’s just to tear able

What do you call a two dimensional owl? A — Paper TOWL!!!

That joke and paper have one thing in common they’re both tearable

why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road

He was stuck in the crack

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom