Wanna hear a terrible Joke?


Pretty tear-able, huh?

I ain’t shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus… I ain’t shaking any ones hand because y’all out of toilet paper!

I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves…today was the tip of the iceberg

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “Ive kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde.” The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

How can toilet paper decorate your house

Shit sticks everywhere

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I feel really wiped.”

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the corona virus? When someone sneezes every one shits they’re pants

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note… it’s a start…

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it’s finger licken’ good!

No more toilet paper Jokes please

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper