Wanna hear a terrible Joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
Why did the pen stop writing? CAUSE THE PEN WASNT VERY DEPENDABLE
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
you like to draw? bc I like the m d, raw :)
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.
i have a jock about paper its tearable
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Wanna hear a joke about paper, Never mind, its tearable.
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
