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Wanna hear a terrible Joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.

But it was only on paper view.

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners

Stoners actually have papers

what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp

a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road Because it was stuck in a crack

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note… it’s a start…

So my friends birthday is in a couple of day’s, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers’

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

put on fresh plaster and wall paper

paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “Ive kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde.” The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper

It’s just to tear able

What do you call a two dimensional owl? A — Paper TOWL!!!

paper.

aww c’mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

That joke and paper have one thing in common they’re both tearable