Orangutan

Orangutan Jokes

Stand-up comedy

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL

Gorilla

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

Tree

What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?

A meringue-atang.

Redhead

What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

Some people adopt orangutans.

Vacation

You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?