Orangutan

Orangutan jokes

Stand-up comedy

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL

Gorilla

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

Tree

What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?

A meringue-atang.

Memes

Redhead

What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

Some people adopt orangutans.

Vacation

You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?

Monkey

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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  • Banana

    Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

    This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.

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  • Orphan

    You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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  • Feminist

    What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

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  • Orphan

    If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.

    What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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  • Memes

    Community

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    Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more