Orangutan jokes
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Community talk
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more