Orangutan jokes

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?

A meringue-atang.

What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

Some people adopt orangutans.

You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.

Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.

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Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"