Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Comedy Jokes
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
