My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone
A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. "Jesus is watching you." The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. "Jesus is watching you." Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, "Jesus is watching you." The robber realized it was the parrot talking! Going to the parrot, he asks it, "Are you the one who's been talking to me?" The parrot responds, "Yes." The thief couldn't believe it. So, he asks another question. "What is your name?" "Ismael." the parrot replies. The man scoffed. "What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?" The parrot speaks yet again, "The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus."
What's a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden
A kindergarden
I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder 🤔
When we talk of our x some people talk of their xxx 🤣
"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." 😅
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus
Tell rumors about me but please don't say am in love relationship
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan is typing...
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape
How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday
A Cake By The Ocean
what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.
