Die

Gavboy

My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying “b positive b positive” but its hard to be positive with him gone

Jesus

Mechanical Manic

A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere. “Jesus is watching you.” The criminal jumps, scared the residents are back, and freezes. After a few minutes of silence however, he assumes it was his imagination, and goes back to robbing. A couple minutes pass, before once again, the voice returns. “Jesus is watching you.” Quite confused, the thief searches the house and checks the front door, but nothing pops out as unusual. He finally decides to move rooms, and finds a parrot, but ignores it. Before he can begin to do anything, someone speaks again, “Jesus is watching you.” The robber realized it was the parrot talking! Going to the parrot, he asks it, “Are you the one who’s been talking to me?” The parrot responds, “Yes.” The thief couldn’t believe it. So, he asks another question. “What is your name?” “Ismael.” the parrot replies. The man scoffed. “What type of idiot names a parrot Ismael?” The parrot speaks yet again, “The same type of idiot that names a Rottweiler Jesus.”

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Doctor

Anonymous

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

Orphan

Anonymous

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

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Minor

Anonymous

What’s a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden

A kindergarden

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Kidnapping

Anonymous

What type of tape do kidnappers use?

Abduct-Tape

Puns

Tenzin da fadafingling

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

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Beat

.,.

Iran: we can beat the USA

Japan is typing…

Stand

Anonymous

What’s steven hawking’s favourite type of comedy?? Stand up

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Finger

Anonymous

What’s a lesbians favorite type of food?

Finger-Food

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Queen

#awesome

what type of tea do you drink with the queen of england?

royal-tea

Hole

Danny

what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:

A pedophile

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Depression

Anonymous

What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal???

LIFE

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Fart

HorseGirl

What the type of teacher who doesn’t fart in public?

A Private Tutor/Tooter

Little Johnny

Anonymous

Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.

Fan

Anonymous

Two windmills were standing in a wind farm, one asked whats your favorite type of music, the other one replied… IM A BIG METAL FAN

Wave

Jokes

How do we know that the ocean is friendly??? It waves

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Titanic

Declan

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

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Orphan

Hooray

Q. What type of flour do orphans get? A. Self-raising flour

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