Harvey

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!