Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.
What type of car did hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver
What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
Why did i walk across the road?
to get hit by a car
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
