What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
Xd.
Joke.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Beans
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!