My family is like a treasure…
You need a map and shovel to find them.
Shovel Jokes
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. Slaps and laugh
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
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My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her…
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
my family is like treasure, you need a shovel and a map to find them.
Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
Cause I’m digging that ass
Joke
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel
Did you know that the shovel was a ground breaking invention?