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My family is like a treasure…

You need a map and shovel to find them.

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.

The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. Slaps and laugh


How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

Did you know that the shovel was a ground breaking invention?

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.



What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel

Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?


Cause I’m digging that ass

During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!

I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.

Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It’s groundbreaking!

what do you call a cow with no legs ground beef

most of the jokes are t r a s h

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern Son: "Dad, it’s creepy out here!" Dad: “You’re complaining? I’m the one that has to leave the woods alone!”

9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe, I said why do I need this she said that you every year.