What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's The Shovel For?"
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
My family is like a treasure...
You need a map and shovel to find them.
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
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Joke
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!" Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
I was digging a hole in the garden untill i found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered i was digging a hole in the garden.
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Beans
Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel
During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon
