Shovel Jokes

Natalie

My family is like a treasure…

You need a map and shovel to find them.

Anonymous
in Puns

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

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Anonymous

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

The Escaped Cancer Cell

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!

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BRADY

I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

Anonymous
in Puns

The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. Slaps and laugh

AdamWade

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.

Anonymous

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UnzipDicksDominator

My girlfriend is like treasure to me

You need a shovel to find her…

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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in Dark Humor

my family is like treasure, you need a shovel and a map to find them.

anon

Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anonymous
in Woman

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

Womanizer
in Offensive

How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.

My family is like treasure, you need a map and a shovel to find them.

RALFY
in Puns

During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon

Funny guy

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

Cause I’m digging that ass

Joey

Joke

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Lucas phillips
in Baby

What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel

Anonymous
in Puns

Did you know that the shovel was a ground breaking invention?