My family is like a treasure…

You need a map and shovel to find them.

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.

The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. Slaps and laugh


If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

Did you know that the shovel was a ground breaking invention?

During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”



Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?


Cause I’m digging that ass

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!

What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

most of the jokes are t r a s h

the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.

Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It’s groundbreaking!

what do you call a cow with no legs ground beef

9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern Son: "Dad, it’s creepy out here!" Dad: “You’re complaining? I’m the one that has to leave the woods alone!”

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe, I said why do I need this she said that you every year.