Family

Natalie

My family is like a treasure…

You need a map and shovel to find them.

Puns

Anonymous

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

Car

Anonymous

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

Puns

Anonymous

The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. Slaps and laugh

Wife

The Escaped Cancer Cell

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!

Baby

anon

Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.

Girlfriend

UnzipDicksDominator

My girlfriend is like treasure to me

You need a shovel to find her…

Puns

RALFY

During WWI and WWII the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches, I bet they really dig that weapon

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

Last Word

BRADY

I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

Woman

Anonymous

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

Baby

Lucas phillips

What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel

Puns

Anonymous

Did you know that the shovel was a ground breaking invention?

Dad

Abrodolf Linkler

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern Son: "Dad, it’s creepy out here!" Dad: “You’re complaining? I’m the one that has to leave the woods alone!”

Pocket

Funny guy

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

Cause I’m digging that ass

Bean

Anonymous

BEAN

Puns

helmetboy

the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.

Puns

Shovel

Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It’s groundbreaking!

Man

Anonymous

IFor the class

Baby

bigpapi

What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Puns

Anonymous

9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Year

Anonymous

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe, I said why do I need this she said that you every year.

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