My family is like a treasure...
You need a map and shovel to find them.
My family is like a treasure...
You need a map and shovel to find them.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's The Shovel For?"
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
I was digging a hole in the garden untill i found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered i was digging a hole in the garden.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
Joke
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins. I was about to run and tell my wife, when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
My family is like treasure, you need a map and a shovel to find them.