My Buried Foes

The joke is a dark take on enemies. The speaker suggests that their enemies are buried underground, and to see them you'd need to dig them up. The getaway car implies that digging up bodies is illegal.

• Shovel
• Map
• Car
• Bringing
• Crime
• Violence

• I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
• You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
• My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
• So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.