Race Car Accident

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."

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Listen here, you uncultured swine, you thought this was about toys. You are not smart and it shows! This joke is about kids using toy cars as a metaphor for their private parts. They try to put Timmy's "car" in Susie's "garage", but it doesn't fit so they, as a metaphor, cut off the back wheels, which symbolizes a penis being mutilated. The punchline lies in the dark humor of the literal and gruesome interpretation from the children's perspective, as well as the subtle and shocking sexual undertones.

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It's little timmy's p**** cut off because it wouldn't fit in lil susie's v*****. At least I think...

Bro his poor ba**! BAHAHAHA