A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Anonymous
Ok I laughed, thats pretty good
Markgeraldnasol
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Anonymous
Nice
Anonymous
Copied from reddit lmao.
Markgeraldnasol
Ok
Markgeraldnasol
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