What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60 who's driving?
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk
My mom bought me a car and she called me an ungrateful b**ch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time
I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
What kind of car does Pikachu drive? A volts-wagon
So my kid took my car he crashed it off a bridge I miss it but it's going to have my car
Why did your mom cross the road? Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Driving through the woods today I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Why did the lady go to the dealership... because she was going to get hereford.
What did a car say hi to? It said hi to the school
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What did they find in Paul walkers glovebox? His head and shoulders.
