Car jokes
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Memes
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Potatoes
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.