billie: hi.
me: You wanna hear a story?
billie: Yes, sure.
me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.
billie: hi.
me: You wanna hear a story?
billie: Yes, sure.
me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.
The joke is dark because it presents a cheerful setup, then reveals a horrible and unexpected event. The punchline is shocking and contrasts with the innocent tone of the conversation. The user pretends to tell a nice story but then tells Billie that they ran over Billie's dog, which is an awful thing to say.
ANoNyMoUs
Soweeeee
Ana
Poor taste, not funny
Name
Very funny, ima tell this to my boyfriend