What Road goes all the way to the sky? A Highway
Teacher: Where were you born? Student: The highway Teacher: What do you mean Student: I don't know my mom says thats were all the accidents happen.
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
a truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
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What’s big and black the road
What is Steven hawkins favorite song? Highway To hell
are you a highway because i wanna lay on you
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
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A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
Where you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen
you were born on a highway in a car crash i wonder why
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Why cant the ctrl key cross the road? Because it is a 8 lane highway.
