A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
Drunk Driver Logic
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Alright listen up, genius. This dude was so drunk he couldn't stand up. The cop was all like, "Wow, you're too drunk to even walk!" And the dude's like, "Duh, that's why I'm driving!" See, he's too drunk to walk but thinks he's okay to drive. You wouldn't get it. You are probably the reason they have warning labels on everything.