Speedbump Jokes

Mph

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!

Speed Bump

What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.

Speed Bump

Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?