Speedbump jokes

When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!

What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.

I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.

Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.