Hellen Keller jokes
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.