Hellen Keller jokes
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."