What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls. Man: Ouch
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
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How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she
Did you know hellen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? Neither did she
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.
how do you kill Hellen Keller take her on a walk of a cliff.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT
Did yo uhear about Hellen Keller falling down the well? She screamed her little fingers off
Hellen Keller once said, ̈love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel ̈ but of course she said it like this ̈fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb ̈
what is hellen keller's favorite color
velcro
