What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls. Man: Ouch
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
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How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet
How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT
Did yo uhear about Hellen Keller falling down the well? She screamed her little fingers off
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.
