Drug

Pickle Rick!

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

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Hang

ButtCheeksRNasty

so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

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Puns

YER A WIZARD HARRY

If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED???

Grand

Anonymous

i am the grand wizard mak

Win

PAW Patrol

Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.

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Puns

Anonymous

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

Magic

Anonymous

What do you call a wizard you uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!

Prostitution

Anonymous

Gay wizard went to a bar disappeared with a poof

Girl

Dr. Tim?

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!