What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
Master Has Given Dobby a Glock Dobby is Thug
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Comments and join dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
What do call a magic owl
HOOdini
draco malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
