5+ Tesla Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Car

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

Technology

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

Memes

Car

f_ck teslas

The image is a comparison of two cars. The top image is of a silver Pontiac Aztek, with the caption "EVERY MASTERPIECE" above. The bottom image is of a silver Tesla Cybertruck, with the caption "HAS ITS CHEAP COPY" below. The two cars are positioned side by side for comparison.

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Wheel chair

Stephen Hawking:

Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?

A:) Tesla

Mask

What kind of mask are you wearing?

An Elon Musk!

Pile

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

Orphan

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

Car

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

Cross

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

Memes

Tesla Cybertruck

Fuck teslas

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a Tesla Cybertruck towing a jet engine. The text above the panel says, "Tesla showing off their $100,000 Cybertruck towing a jet engine". The bottom panel shows a 1972 Chevy truck towing an airplane. The text above the panel says, "A $2,500 Chevy in 1972...". There is a visible part of the word "American" on the plane.

Car

Car meme

The image shows two pictures side-by-side. The top picture shows a white Supra doing a burnout with a lot of smoke. The text above says "SUPRA BURNOUT". The bottom picture shows a white Tesla doing a burnout with a lot of fire and smoke. The text above says "TESLA BURNOUT".

Cybertruck

The image shows a damaged Tesla Cybertruck with a 'Worst Vehicle' award seal on the right. Text on the image says "2025 Worst Vehicle National Association of Terrorist Car Bombers". Below the image, there is text saying, "Tesla Cybertruck Voted 'Worst Vehicle' By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers. Following its poor performance in the attack outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas this week, the Tesla Cybertruck was unanimously voted Worst Vehicle."

Car

A parking garage with multiple white Teslas parked in a row. Text above the image reads: '港女: which car is yours? 港男: oh, the white Tesla. 港女:...'

Car

The image shows a red Tesla car driving on a road with a trailer hitched to it. The trailer has a generator on it emitting a large plume of black smoke. The text above the car reads "CALIFORNIA 2035".

Car

Teslas suck

A meme with the text "Electric" and "Diesel" at the top, with a blue Tesla under the "Electric" heading and a yellow diesel car under the "Diesel" heading. Below each car, the text "Ingredients:" is displayed. There is a page of text underneath the Tesla and a magenta creature underneath the diesel.

Truck

Fuck Teslas

The image shows a Tesla truck with oversized off-road tires. Text above the image reads "***Tesla's new truck arrives in Florida*** 30 seconds later:" Text on the side of the truck reads "Salt Life" and "FLO GROWN".

Car

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a red Corvette performing a burnout, with smoke billowing from the tires. The text “Corvette burnout” is below the car. The bottom panel shows a Tesla engulfed in flames, with the text “Tesla burnout” underneath.

Car

The image is split into two parts. The top part shows a red Tesla car parked on a concrete surface. The bottom part shows a picture of two men looking at each other smiling.

Truck

Teslas suck

The image shows two trucks, with the text "TOP: THE TESLA TRUCK" above the upper truck, and "BOTTOM: SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T LOOK STUPID" below the lower truck. The upper truck is a Tesla Cybertruck. The lower one is a Ford F-150.

Car

The image is a collage showing a car cartoon slamming on its breaks, Elon Musk doing a nazi salute next to a stop sign, and cartoon running children. The car cartoon also features the text "BBBBRAAAKKKKKEEE!"

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