Tesla jokes
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Memes
f_ck teslas
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Memes
Fuck teslas
Car meme
Teslas suck
Fuck Teslas
Teslas suck
Community
Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more
thoughts on the tesla rocket?