Tesla jokes

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

Stephen Hawking:

Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?

A:) Tesla

What kind of mask are you wearing?

An Elon Musk!

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.