What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident
An amputation
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
