Hellen Keller Driving

This joke plays on the misconception of how someone who is blind and deaf would drive a car. The humor comes from the literal interpretation of 'hand on the road' as opposed to 'hand on the gear stick.' It's a dark play on Helen Keller's disabilities.

• Hellen Keller
• Hand
• Blind
• Car
• Drive
• Wheel

• Why can’t Helen Keller drive? It’s because she’s dead.
• Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving? Because she's a woman.
• What do you call a blind person driving a car? Died.
• When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.