Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
What do you call a indian in a lamorgini?
CURRY in a hurry.
Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract." Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. -- But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
I've been hit by several things in my life. Sadly, never a car.
your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
A guy bought a AMG and crashed it, now he knows how the mercedes BENZ.
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
