why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
They named road after george floyd it was a dead end though
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says "A beer please! and one for the road!"
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What did one traffic light say to the other. Stop looking I am changing
what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster
why did the vegetable cross the road. He didn't he just sat there
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
