When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
what is the fastest country?iran
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
