The Cookie and The Question

Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar.

“May I smoke a cigar?” asks Johnny.

The grandpa replies, “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?”

Johnny replied, “No,” and left the room.

The next day Johnny sees his grandpa getting into a car.

“Can I drive the car?” asks Johnny.

“Does your dick touch your asshole?”

“No.”

The day after that, Grandpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.

“Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” asked the grandpa.

“Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?”

“Yep.”

“Then go fuck yourself, this is my cookie.”

Explanation

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Explain Bear

Listen here, you uncultured swine. You clearly lack the brainpower to understand this joke on your own so let me break it down for you. You see, the joke plays on absurdity and a kid's innocence. Little Johnny doesn't know what the old man is talking about, so he doesn't understand the condition for smoking and driving. At the end, though, Johnny uses the old man's bizarre logic back at him. It is meant to be funny and offensive. Are you following? Don't make me explain it again.