Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. You really thought about boobs and stuff, didn't ya? This joke sets you up to think about something dirty, but then BAM! It's just a seatbelt. Get it now, blockhead?
Anonymous
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anonymous
nahhhh thats foul
Anonymous
A tie
Char lee
A seatbelt
Anonymous
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Neesa Nicole
A last name ☝️