Boner jokes
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Boner.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
She really wanted a boner.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Medusa makes men hard.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
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