Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad π
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
Paul's favorite car. A carrere GTree
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
how do you know youre following a dolorean? the white line disappears
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
When you hear your momβs car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
What do you call a skunk 𦨠falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the manβs penis. The other man says, β Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!β. He didnβt have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, βYou will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, β There is no hope, you will die.β
If your drive a Lamborghini, than you have a tiny whennie
If you run next to a car you get TIRED, but if you run behind it you get EXHAUSTED
Ill be here all week.... sadly enough for you.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car.
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
