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Haircut

181 views · Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Also me on the car ride home:

The image shows a two-part scene. The first part is text that reads, "Barber: you like it? Me: yup perfect!" The second part depicts a person in a car, looking distressed and covering their mouth with their hand. The text "Also me on the car ride home:" is above the person.

Geography

33 views · Lostin Flowers · 2 years ago

Madatgascar

The image shows a four-panel grid with the island of Madagascar depicted in different colors and with different expressions. The first panel is red with an angry face and the caption "Madagascar", the second is green with a happy face and the caption "Gladagascar". The third is blue with a sad face and the caption "Sadagascar". The fourth is a red car with the caption "Notagascar". Below, a picture of Greta Thunberg with the caption "Madatgascar".

Ocean

36 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the Chad meme character. In the first panel, a woman asks, "Are you training this hard to impress me?" In the second panel, the buff Chad says "No" while holding a dumbbell. In the third panel, Chad is next to a car and car battery saying, "Don't worry grandma, I'll throw your old car battery in the ocean." In the final panel, an old woman says "I LOVE YOU!".

Sign

24 views · Emoooooer222 · 3 years ago

Yaaaass

A car is flipped on its roof at an intersection. A road sign next to it says "THANK YOU for driving carefully." A police car with flashing lights is in the background.

Woman

49 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

A vintage comic book cover shows a car flying through the air with a woman driving. A man on the sidewalk exclaims: "Watch out, mister! It's a woman, and she's trying to parallel park!" A man on a bike says "Son of a..."

Police

21 views · gta v god · 3 years ago

gta v police be like

The image shows a split view. On the left is a screenshot of a character in the video game GTA V standing in front of a car with a city in the background. On the right, there is a real-life image of a police car crashing into another car. The text above the crashed police car reads "PULL OVER", and below it reads "I SAID PULL OVER". The top of the image reads "GTA V police be like".

Accident

51 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Moose

62 views · Claoky · 2 years ago

:D

A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."

Eye

19 views · blach66 · 3 years ago

A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"

Spongebob

19 views · Tucker · 3 years ago

The image shows a black car with Spongebob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles painted on the back. Below that, is an image of various Spongebobs yelling.

Billboard

22 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

A photo of a building with several billboards attached to it. On the left is an advertisement for "Huggies", showing a baby. To the right is a poster for the movie "Hitman", dated November 21, showing a man pointing a gun. Below there is a billboard for a car repair shop: "Just Best Auto & Truck Service. Cars Repaired. 5432."

Friend

24 views · Thoughtless · 2 years ago

Shep

Two men hold a sign at the airport. The sign reads, "Welcome Home Sean! Congrats on your PAROLE! Remember, you can't be within 100 yards of that sheep farm!" There are two images of a sheep's rear end with a no symbol over them.

Nissan

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

John Wick

25 views · Ethan420 · 3 years ago

When you've crashed into a car, but it wasn't just any car...it was John Wicks car.

A black dog with wide, surprised eyes and an open mouth, showing its tongue and teeth.

Google

114 views · Willy b · 7 months ago

A screenshot of an old Google search page. The search bar contains the query "white people stole my car." Below the search bar, a suggestion from Google reads, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."

People

100 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search with the text "white people stole my car" in the search bar. Below the search bar, Google suggests, "Did you mean: black people stole my car."

Masterpiece

19 views · MATTIX · 1 year ago

f_ck teslas

The image is a comparison of two cars. The top image is of a silver Pontiac Aztek, with the caption "EVERY MASTERPIECE" above. The bottom image is of a silver Tesla Cybertruck, with the caption "HAS ITS CHEAP COPY" below. The two cars are positioned side by side for comparison.

Vehicle

25 views · MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cars with text above and below each image. The image on the left shows a red classic car with the text "Cars in action movies" above it and the text "Still works after being shot 1000 times" below it. The image on the right shows a small black car with the text "Cars in horror movies" above it and the text "Can't even start" below it.

Hood

49 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.

Shame

32 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a crow standing on pavement. Above the crow the text reads: "THAT'S A NICE CAR YOU HAVE THERE". The bottom panel shows a close-up of the same crow with its eyes wide open and slightly crossed. The text says: "BE A SHAME IF SOMEBODY SHIT ON IT".

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