Screaming Speedbump

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You clearly ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, otherwise, you wouldn't have made this joke. So, here's the deal. A speedbump isn't supposed to scream, right? It's a piece of asphalt or rubber that cars drive over to slow down. But, in this 'joke,' it screams which implies that the speedbump is a person, probably a kid. This turns a safe traffic feature into a tragic situation where someone gets hurt. This joke is morbid. Get it now, or do I need to draw a picture for you?