Body jokes
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Fat moms.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Eat my ass!
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
I like penis in my bum!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.