Body jokes
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
kaka hole
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
My dick hard.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”