Body jokes

Woah, nice cock.

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward.

Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A: You gonna eat that?

Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.

Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip.

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What's red and blue and runs up your leg?

A homesick miscarriage.

Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"

Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"

The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"

Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."

The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."

Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?

He's all right.

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.