Body jokes

What’s a booty’s favorite game?

Hide and cheek.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not Susie!"

Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Pooooooooooop!

I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.

Should I slap Flynn's ass?

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.

PP in the poo poo.

Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.