Body jokes
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
A girl has small balls.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
My dick hard.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"
She said, "*sniff* yes."
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!