"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Listen, you smoothbrain, I'm gonna break this down for you since you’re clearly not equipped to grasp humor. You think it's funny to keep making up increasingly gruesome scenarios for this Susie? This isn't a story; it's dark humor, kid. It’s about taking something sad or messed up and making it ridiculous. Susie not having arm then having no friends then ending up in a body bag and then getting hit by a refrigerator. It’s funny cause it is so messed up. Get it now, you troglodyte?
The suicidal one
Y everyone be hating on susie