Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And ur mom is too
🍯honey biscuit🍯
🍯 Nyx :3 is my kitty cat 🍯
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash, and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day. 😮💨
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
