When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded
Human trafficking
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
