Jealous Ass

Listen here, Macy. You are a human, which is already a bad start. This person uses sarcasm to imply that the things you say are not truthful or unpleasant, like poop. They are saying you speak nonsense. Your butt should be envious because it does not deal with the same amount of crap your mouth produces. Get it? You're not smart enough to come up with that kind of roast.