I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras but then I heard popping behind me
Jeffy: I need a new butt, my old one has a crack in it.
what did they do with his body when he died they made him into lego sho kids can play with him for once
When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off you body"
what goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isnt sexual ( insulin ) for more of these jokes go to diabeticjokeswww.foralaugh.com
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
“Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?”
“I think you should ask yourself that.”
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is your body from mcdonalds cuz im loving it
What do you call a school that can talk? A school 🏫 with a face
What is your body like? Soft
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
*What has a tail a head but body? * A *Coin
me: I have the body of a 28 year old her: prove it me: (opens freezer)
whats the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and freddy krueger
they both hove red circles on there bodies
What does mammot like on a woman’s body bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm
I've been looking for my parents for years.for the life of me I can't remember where I hid their bodies
