Body jokes
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Clit
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Ball stretcher.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain? He could feel it in his bones!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.