Body jokes
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Alpha Kenny body?
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Finally doing Full Reveal
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
My pp.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."