Body jokes
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
me when my friend brings another person you despise with your whole body.
Toes for hoes.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Fat moms.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Ur dick.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.