Your Mama So Fat

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Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

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Okay, you smoothbrain. You think you're funny? Well, let's break this down. You're saying someone's mom is so huge that a flash of light, like from a camera, couldn't even travel all the way around her before it went out. You're basically saying she's a black hole, but instead of sucking in light, she's just too damn big for it. Are you getting it now?

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look look i wont make a joke about moms but if you want a real roast ask youre mother why she gave birth to you oooook?