What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Somebody stole my joke.
So I stole their spinal cord.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants.
A guy walks by and says, "Pardon me sir, but you've got a wheel hanging down your pants." The pirate responds, "I know. It's driving me nuts!"
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
