Body

Body Jokes

Swing

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Not Bob.

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  • Day

    One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

    Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

    Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

    Guy

    A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."

    Yo mama

    Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

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  • Man

    Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

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  • Bone

    Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.

    Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.

    Boy

    At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.

    Dick

    What did the dick say to the condom?

    Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏

    Guy

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.

    Son

    Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.

    Dad: What's boofa?

    Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.

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