Body jokes

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

My dick is longer than your life.

What did the nose say to the finger?

"Stop picking me!"

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Where are fart bombs made?

Old people's arses!

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I have a fat ass.

Why did Ross fall off the swing?

Because he had no arms.

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."

This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"