Body jokes

Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

I just shed my pants.

"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.

What does my arm have in common with paper?

They both can be cut.

"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."

"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."

"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."

"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."

"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."

"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."

"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."

Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.

What's the best way to remove gum from hair?

Cancer.

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Not Bob.

What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.

What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?

Names.

A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?

A hambone.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?

My dick!

What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?

I moustache you a question.

Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.

Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.