So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no-body to go with.
So if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said let's fight then last minute he said he don't want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other
i have a body count 7
Sans:Hey frisk why didn't the skeleton go to the dance. Frisk:Why didn't he go to the dance. Sans:Cause he had no body to dance with!
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street and there lies a body...... what?
I asked God why does no body like me he showed a reflection of my self
what has a head a tail but no body?
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When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
My friend asked me: Friend: How much is your body worth? Me: 1 million. Friend: 1 million dollars?! Me: No. 1 million kilograms. Friend: Oh.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's CHEEK
Q what is the difference between a dead body and an orphan A the dead body had a family
Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter
Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard??
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
What time is it when you say no to ethrything ? Time to get bored
when you look exactaly like your dead cousin and every body thinks she faked her death
FUCKING MENT
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife in his car and know one could see him. He threw the body out the car and thew the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife is dead and to come to the sene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops amediently arrested him. Why? ANSWER: The cops never said qhere the sene of the crime is.
You've got a body inside you - It's called your bones.
